sherlock!porn
    ↳ puppy eyes - suggested by anon

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

ben-brucey:

Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so? 

Silent moment of realisation HOLY SHIT

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

lolfunniest:

HE DID WEAR IT

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

It’s the two year anniversary of Sherlock’s fall. 

thefezandthehair:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

and gwen stefani’s son

both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

oh my god this last comment

thisisaslongas:

wholockdoeswhatitwants:

At the beginning i thought it was a serious post, but then

can’t stop laughing